I mean, does everything have to be so black-and-white in this kindergarten country of ours? You’re going to have to let her drown that third one." My mom, for most of her life, was a Holocaust denier.
"There’s no excuse for domestic violence." It sounds like a challenge.
Think of the blackest thing you can imagine and double that blackness and take a black magic marker and fill in the gaps and put that into a black rocket ship and shoot that into the depths of black space and close your eyes and use that as a reference.
Upbringing Regan is of Irish descent and was raised in Westchester, Florida along with his seven brothers and sisters.
Both his parents had a great sense of humor and his dad loved to have long bouts of laughter with his family. He initially studied accounting at Heidelberg College in Ohio but he was encouraged to study theater and communications by his football coach. Regan was always a fan of comedians such as Steve Martin and Johnny Carson.
"Tell me the exact moment point A is directly over point B." "Now!
I don't know I don't know." I'm afraid if I get it off by an eighth of a second I'll get these big, hubble coming attraction glasses. Whoever the salesman is for cranberries is doing a great job.
Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown.
She’s always eating chocolate, and she likes to joke she’s got a chocolate addiction.
And she goes, “Fuck me hard with that n-word dick.” And I stop… And we had a rabbi come into the home, had him walk her through the history of the Jewish people, and then he made her watch “Schindler’s List." And after that, my mom did a complete 180.
What if you come home from a long day at work and your wife has drowned two of your kids - she’s about to dunk the third one. And it was terrible for the entire family to have to deal with until, finally, a couple years ago, we had an intervention.
Because up until that day I was an idiot, but nobody else knew.