Cougars hookups

After all, you need an icebreaker, but not just Enter the pick-up line.

Here are a few things to remember as you consider which pick-up line you’re going to use: She’s on Tinder, which means she understands what Tinder is about and she’s looking to get what Tinder offers.

UNION SQUARE If your idea of a perfect hookup is someone you’ll never have to see again, then head to the dueling piano bar in the cellar of Johnny Foley’s.

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You’re already “in” with her, so don’t be afraid to go all out. Some canned lines are good enough to stand on their own—and some so clever that it’d be a shame not to use them—but if you can come up with a line that matches the situation, you’ll set yourself apart.

Rather than presenting the other person a single line that they can either accept or reject wholesale, you might fair better if you get them actively engaged with a miniature guessing game and pull a plot twist on them at the end.

EMBARCADERO Americano in the Hotel Vitale is a great choice for a cocktail with a view—and simultaneously a meat market for young professionals.

Seriously, this is one of the only spots in SF where almost all of the men are wearing button-down shirts, and all of the ladies are in business casual dresses with heels.

Fact: San Francisco is a terrible place to meet single people.

People here seem to be bizarrely averse to approaching strangers, they don’t like to break out of their comfort zone, and certainly no one is offering to pay for someone else’s drink.

Note: Since most pick-up lines are delivered male-to-female, this post assumes you’re a guy trying to impress a girl.

Traditionally, pick-up lines are seen as ineffective and juvenile—and in any other context, they would be. Since Tinder has become the standard for mobile hookups, pick-up lines are somewhat necessary.

However, after dinner later in the week and on the weekends is when it unofficially turns from iconic San Francisco saloon to a pickup joint.

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